capguncrimespree

You know what I have been thinking about alot of lately. When you are unlocking a door but you have fumble with the locks for a second to get the key in the hole and turn it the right way. But right before you get it open someone opens it for you from the other side and gives you a stupid fucking grin like 'hey, there you go' 'helpin out'.

Yeah- fuck you, everything was under control, I clearly have the key and was commited to opening it, thanks though for stepin' in there and giving me a hand. I didn't realize I bit off more than I could chew, cocksucker.