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Thousand mother fucken Oaks

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Wednesday Feb 11, 2004

Feb 11, 2004
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I am bondo god, FEAR ME!

Actually more like bondo gods assistant. I guess that would make me 'Pope Bondo' or 'Cardinal Bondo' perhaps His Bondos Excellency. Either way my fucking hands hurt and my car is the sickness.


Things are well; Im over torrents and torrents of people in my life right now I want my river to be a creek.

This went through my head this morning.

Gas Station pump;

Hi what can I do for you?
Sure, I can take that kind of payment. What type of gas could I dispense for you?
No problem.
Dont worry, ill stop it automatically when its full.
Here's your total.
Now that youre done, would you like a receipt?
Excuse me, would you like a receipt for your purchase?
Hello, why are you ignoring me?
Hey, I'm sorry; no wait dont get in your car, im sorry please god don't ignore me, oh god, please im so lonely.
... ..... .. I was just trying to help..
katie:
heee hee

you are so weird

i go through those phases too
where i want to be around tons of different friends, all over the place

then i just want to ill with my tried and EEWWWW!!! just bit into a sour carrott.
*blech*

i HATE that
Feb 11, 2004
boyamihardcore:
i periodically get in these really weird moods where i turn into a total fucking hermit, don't answer my phone, don't go to work, and don't talk to anyone for like a week...
Feb 12, 2004

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