capguncrimespree

So im back in LA. after the WORST traveling day ever. Ever, ever. ever ever ever.

INS LADY OFFICER WHILE SEARCHING MY BAGS-

Officer: "so whats all this"

Me: "Thats porn, collage strip sluts to be exact"

Officer: While studying the DVD cover carefully " Why do you have all this?"

Me: ...

Officer: while looking up at me "are you gunna awnser me?"

Me: "what, you were fucking serious?"

Officer: "Please step to the left"

I think the old asian couple found it amusing.
British airways still have my bags and I effectively have NO underware or shorts.
Other thatn that and my car battery and frying an electric relay in my audi everything is fucken awsome. The more I travel the more I love california.

Tell katie im not a gay.