capguncrimespree

It was the A-Team theme song nerds.

lastnight I cut and dyed my hair made and made a HUGE fucking mess for the room cleaners. If anyone ever has the bright idea of trying to open a can of tomato soup by prying it open with a ink pen and a DVD remote control, dont. they tend to explode (both the pen and can of soup) I then ate some moldy tofu and watched a show on racoons, nakid. Jesus christ Ive just let myself go. Maby ill get a special on VH1 and they'll show pictures of me nakid laying on brand new white sheets in a 5 star hotel cover in soup and hair dye watching the nature channel at 4 in the morning. So im back at work AGAIN on my computer staring at the net and wondering why everyone is so fucking PC. die. yeah sweet. im having a good pal come visit me tuesday, this is a good thing seeing how I havent had any real human contact since 1 month and 4 days ago.

I just keep thinking race car new apartment LA some special nerdfaces and anal. soon enough, soon enough.