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Thursday Jul 10, 2003

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Story time. (true)

It was my sixteenth birthday, and by that time I had been dating this girl named Brittany for about 9 months. Her moms name was Joliene Picaro, this matters because her brother, Brittanys uncles were the singer/drummer for the 80's band; TOTO. Tragicaly Jeff died sometime in the early 90's

Back to the story though. where was I.. Oh yes my 16th birthday. After some cake and presents with the famly I decided to accompany Joliene to the store then to pick up her other daughter and her 4 friends from waterpolo practice. On the way home in the famly's Ford Expedition a 'Firestone Wilderness' tire blew while we were going about 80 mph on the freeway. This caused the whole car to jerk violently side to side and finally flip over 4 times then slide 600 feet upside down to a rest only feet from a steep hill leading to a ditch off the side of the freeway. I crawled out relitivly unharmed and helped the rest of the girls out (not fun,blood everywhere) as it turns out I was the only one thats NOT in need of some sort of medical attention.

Heres where the story gets good. That night while at the hospital waiting to hear news on the rest of the girls involved Joliene takes me aside and says "I REALLY feel like Jeff, my brother, was looking out for us today, especially you" At the time I wasent thinking but as time passed I realized...

Wouldent that make the drummer for TOTO my fucking GUARDIAN ANGEL?

yeah I win at life.
VIEW 21 of 21 COMMENTS
katie:
update, you fuck.
Jul 15, 2003
atmospherik1:
Dude. You have a race car? How did you come up on that little gem? What's the GTI stand for?
Jul 15, 2003

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