So apparently I live in an episode of cribs. I changed hotel and this one is sooooo much better, let me tell you why.
1. For one insted of a wall I have a 14 foot by 20 foot window that looks over a real life fucking PIRATESHIP!
2. I have bottle water with my name on them.
3. I have a one ton floor safe.
4. I have a 53 inch trinitron wide screen HDTV with Pioneer 5:1 surround and a fucking DVD player.
5. I am also the 3rd guest to ever stay in my room.
6. The whole place is furnished with west elm japaniese style furnature.
7. I have a fridge.
8. bamboo wood floors.
9. Its all fucking free to me, company card bitches.
10. THE CHEF SHOWED UP AT MY DOOR TO ASK WHAT KIND OF VEGAN FOOD HE CAN MAKE FOR ME!
This place is as hip if not hipper than the standard (without the nakie public threesomes) I rool you drool.
pics soon. promise.
1. For one insted of a wall I have a 14 foot by 20 foot window that looks over a real life fucking PIRATESHIP!
2. I have bottle water with my name on them.
3. I have a one ton floor safe.
4. I have a 53 inch trinitron wide screen HDTV with Pioneer 5:1 surround and a fucking DVD player.
5. I am also the 3rd guest to ever stay in my room.
6. The whole place is furnished with west elm japaniese style furnature.
7. I have a fridge.
8. bamboo wood floors.
9. Its all fucking free to me, company card bitches.
10. THE CHEF SHOWED UP AT MY DOOR TO ASK WHAT KIND OF VEGAN FOOD HE CAN MAKE FOR ME!
This place is as hip if not hipper than the standard (without the nakie public threesomes) I rool you drool.
pics soon. promise.
DIEDIEDIE!!!!
hey hope you are feeling a bit better there....4 months is a buttload of time to be far away, and until you get back katie is forced to hang out with me and listen to necro. and i am a pussy in cars and fear her driving and her dyke hat.