FUCKFUCKFIGGEDYFUCKFUCKALLAROUNDGODAMNITOMGWTFORZBBQ!!!!! 
yes i'm a tad annoyed.
It must be a law of nature that if anyone ever get's into trouble with an ex, a rotten boyfriend, evil girlfriend, angry hippo, whatever, I somehow get dragged into it!!
WTF
Why is my life riddled with people asking me to walk them to their car, to stand betwwen them and their tempermental jealous boyfirend, to give messages to psycho girlfriends who are being avoided?
What do I have "Protector to be shit on" written on my T shirt?
And it always gets me swung at, or my car window smashed, or my cell phone ringing at 3am.
I'm like a magnet for women who are dating me with jealous ex boyfriends. A bullseye for girlfriends trying to cheat with me on my best friends.
I am so sick of being everyones liferaft. Sure this makes your life drama free, but what about mine?
Just once I'd like to go 3 months without someone elses baggage somehow landing on my doorstep
LITERALLY!!!
I'm liable to kill all these bums and all the friends they come with. Least it'd be quiet.
....How are you all?
Sorry to vent like that. How's life? Tell me what's going on with you. ANy interesting men/women/hippos in your life? How's work?
Here have a cookie
yes i'm a tad annoyed.
It must be a law of nature that if anyone ever get's into trouble with an ex, a rotten boyfriend, evil girlfriend, angry hippo, whatever, I somehow get dragged into it!!
WTF
Why is my life riddled with people asking me to walk them to their car, to stand betwwen them and their tempermental jealous boyfirend, to give messages to psycho girlfriends who are being avoided?
What do I have "Protector to be shit on" written on my T shirt?
And it always gets me swung at, or my car window smashed, or my cell phone ringing at 3am.
I'm like a magnet for women who are dating me with jealous ex boyfriends. A bullseye for girlfriends trying to cheat with me on my best friends.
I am so sick of being everyones liferaft. Sure this makes your life drama free, but what about mine?
Just once I'd like to go 3 months without someone elses baggage somehow landing on my doorstep
LITERALLY!!!
I'm liable to kill all these bums and all the friends they come with. Least it'd be quiet.
....How are you all?
Sorry to vent like that. How's life? Tell me what's going on with you. ANy interesting men/women/hippos in your life? How's work?
Here have a cookie
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brankauti:
Ice cream makes everything better. Sorry to hear about all the drama. I tend to be a magnet for old socially retarded guys at work - they all have a huge crush on me and call all the time and try to entertain me with their banter while I work on them. Where are all the hot young men? Why only the gross still-living-at-home-at-40 ones? Sigh. Not that I'm in the market or anything, but it'd be nice to have a hot young guy hit on me instead of a Dungeons and Dragons enthusiast who works in computer science.
thetotalm:
drama is defanitly not needed by anybody but it must mean your doing something right in your life that everyone relies on you. But I can see where it would get a tad annoying. My life is my own worst nightmare right now. I have some demos to battle and thats all I'm going to say. I'm gald your doing better though...stay healthy and avoid any more cars OKay. 