I've fallen in love with Rachael Ray.  And I'm aware that it's blasphemy to say that on this site.  And I'm usually incapable of having a crush.  But the girl has the "Perfect" personality.  And a huge bright smile. 
............she's perfect.
Now to figure out a way to meet a world famous cook and writer and hope to god she's single.
    
  ............she's perfect.
Now to figure out a way to meet a world famous cook and writer and hope to god she's single.
I think she is uber obnoxious and not a very good cook either. But I'll cut you some slack seeing as I have a total travel channel crush on Anthony Bourdain, but at least he is an aged punk rocker.
I beleive your crush is also engaged... perhaps already married. I saw some Christamas special with them feeding eachother fondue... it was a bit sickening