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Friday Oct 07, 2005

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http://suicidegirls.com/girls/Candylac/

Holy David Hasslehoff!!!!!

Where the hell did this chick come from?!!!!!!

If I had sex with this girl we'd have to hire a contractor the next day.

Now that is a seriously inspiring look in her eyes. Who knows what a man could be capable of?

What?!!! I'm a guy. My penis doesn't control my thoughts but me and him tend to agree often. And I could be blind and still know she was in the room. I'm getting my club and going to conk her on the head. Then take her to my cave for some loud caveman sex.

?

My penis agrees that this is a good idea. He's doing some chinups to get ready.


BUBBAAAAAAACLUBBBAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

(Ducktales quote)

ooo aaa
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cap:
Trust my feelings? Do you have any idea what my feelings are telling me? It involves a hoolahoop, Chunky munky Ice cream, a cowboy hat, rope, a rooftop, and Muse on the camera. And to play it safe 5 rubber duckys cuz u never know how useful they can get.
Oct 7, 2005
thetotalm:
lol
Oct 7, 2005

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