Setting: Kids spill something on stove burner. Then later the burner gets used and black smoke billows out and flames shoot out around the pot and go slightly higher than the pot is tall.
Smoke alarm: ...
Setting: piece of toast, very lightly toasted (only on setting 2!) No smoke, no smell.
Smoke alarm: Cry 'Havoc!', and let slip the dogs of war.
jadestone:
hahahhaah sounds like my house all the time