cantuttayo

I once had a girlfriend,
butthen one day she dumped me and everywhere I'd go people would ask me where she was.
But I don't want to talk about her.
But someone always asks about her.
So I tell them all my girlfriend's dead.
I say it's leukemia or sometimes bulimia or a great big truck ran her over and chopped off her head.
But I don't want to talk about her.
But someone always asks about her.
So I tell them all my girlfriend's dead.
I guess there's a part of me that likes the sympathy or the looks on their faces when I tell them how she passed away.
But I don't want to talk about her.
But someone always asks about her.
So I tell them all she's dead.
My girlfriend's dead you see, it's a total lie- but it's easier on me than having to admit that she like's someone else.
My girlfriend's dead you know, please change the subject or I'm going to go jump off a building and join her in heaven