Its the small things that make me enjoy life the most.
Small things like singing Dashboard to my kitties and them stopping to listen.
Another thing on the more grosser side is that Ive come to enjoy cropdusting. Whats cropdusting you ask? well let me explain. Crop dusting is when you pass gass and then move away from the area you passed gas in but in doing so pull the remainder stench along with you. there by cropdusting that area with your fart.
So i do this at work...I work at Best buy and i stand at the end of one cd Isle and let one go and then walk to the other end. Then I enjoy as i see customers/employees faces when they go into that isle and unexpectantly get a breath of my satanic ass air. And if you ever smelled my flatchulance you know that it can litteraly melt your face off.
Small things like singing Dashboard to my kitties and them stopping to listen.
Another thing on the more grosser side is that Ive come to enjoy cropdusting. Whats cropdusting you ask? well let me explain. Crop dusting is when you pass gass and then move away from the area you passed gas in but in doing so pull the remainder stench along with you. there by cropdusting that area with your fart.
So i do this at work...I work at Best buy and i stand at the end of one cd Isle and let one go and then walk to the other end. Then I enjoy as i see customers/employees faces when they go into that isle and unexpectantly get a breath of my satanic ass air. And if you ever smelled my flatchulance you know that it can litteraly melt your face off.
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and you are a silly silly boy.