cantuttayo

im like "tottaly"

and shes like "as ifffffff"

and im like "dude...ya know?"

and she goes "whut eva!!"

and im like "dont have a cow man"

and she goes "thats so 90s"

and i go "POP IT LIKE ITS HAWWWWWWTTTTTTT"

I think this pretty much sums it all up for us

REM

That's great, it starts with an earthquake, birds and snakes, an aeroplane -
Lenny Bruce is not afraid. Eye of a hurricane, listen to yourself churn -
world serves its own needs, don't misserve your own needs. Feed it up a knock,
speed, grunt no, strength no. Ladder structure clatter with fear of...
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Hey guys.

Just wanna thank you all for wishing me a happy birthday

Dont know if i told you guys this but i work with two guys and their names are Ping and Pong

how fucking funny is that?

Ah birthday... and max just jumped in my lap to give me birthday kitty muffins...that kinda hurt cuase hes got sharp nails

so what am i gonna do today? well get dawn of the dead..watch it by msyelf

sleep in all day...no go to school

and thats about it

so yay go me! 24

so its 5:30...and im sitting here...bored...

yup..dooodle dooodle deedle deedle...


hungry

This is how you know you love your kitties

You spend 300 bucks on them on pay day getting them professinal baths and a brand new cat tree.

you wake up from sleeping to let them in and out of your room even though youve only had 2 hours of sleep in the past 2 days

you let them use the bathroom before you

My...
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So earlyer today i put my cats in my room so my dad can work in the living room with the little guys not scampering about around his feet while he did whatever he had to do...the thing is

I went to school and tottaly forgot about the little ones in my room.. well...4 hours in a room with no food or catbox...

opened my...
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So i got a new comforter and sheets for my bed and pillows

its possibly the most comfortableist thing in the world. Those of you how have perviously slept or been in my bed have known my bed to already but comfy..but with this new comforter and sheets...its been taken to a new level.

I pass out within 3 mins of being on this bed...
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I once had a girlfriend,
butthen one day she dumped me and everywhere I'd go people would ask me where she was.
But I don't want to talk about her.
But someone always asks about her.
So I tell them all my girlfriend's dead.
I say it's leukemia or sometimes bulimia or a great big truck ran her over and chopped off her head.
But...
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still in my depression.

jesus why cant I just die and get this shit over with.