Attention Ladies & Gentlemen:ELVIS IS IN THE BUILDING!
okay,maybe not....don't tell the old people that invaded the mall tonight to see the numerous lookalikes that though...cuz they'll have none of that....ridiculous smell of oldness that may possibly be comprised of aqua net, body powder, numerous ointments, & who knows what else....lil old ladies with pigtails, flower leis, and paddle fans with the Elvis face...i only got a good look at 2 of "Elvis" when they posed right outside the theatre with the security guard escort to pose for pictures with their fans...twas hilarious....the lil old ladies creamin their polyester pants & even gettin autographs
but i realized something that i never knew before....
i need a pimp elvis jumpsuit
oh hells yeah
with the bedazzledness & the sequins....yeah....you know it
i do feel as though i've some things slightly resolved, i been on my A game & am content in some aspects that overshadow the discontent for right now...things shall always hang in the balance..tis best to let them fall naturally i suppose when they do...i'm in good spirits....i hope to stay this way...tryin to keep the slights at bay...please stay lil mis.optimist... i know the sunshine tends to help her & maybe i can go swimmin or do somethin lovely outdoors in it soon...
okay,maybe not....don't tell the old people that invaded the mall tonight to see the numerous lookalikes that though...cuz they'll have none of that....ridiculous smell of oldness that may possibly be comprised of aqua net, body powder, numerous ointments, & who knows what else....lil old ladies with pigtails, flower leis, and paddle fans with the Elvis face...i only got a good look at 2 of "Elvis" when they posed right outside the theatre with the security guard escort to pose for pictures with their fans...twas hilarious....the lil old ladies creamin their polyester pants & even gettin autographs
but i realized something that i never knew before....i need a pimp elvis jumpsuit
oh hells yeah
with the bedazzledness & the sequins....yeah....you know it i do feel as though i've some things slightly resolved, i been on my A game & am content in some aspects that overshadow the discontent for right now...things shall always hang in the balance..tis best to let them fall naturally i suppose when they do...i'm in good spirits....i hope to stay this way...tryin to keep the slights at bay...please stay lil mis.optimist... i know the sunshine tends to help her & maybe i can go swimmin or do somethin lovely outdoors in it soon...
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the thought of those lil old ladies just scares me!!!