I saw this in Clover's journal, and I thought, why not (I added a couple of my own as well):
If I were a month, I would be: October
If I were a holiday, I would be: HALLOWEEN
If I were a time of day, I would be: 3:30 am
If I were a sin, I would be: LUST
If I were a tree, I would be: one of those giant Redwoods
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: a fucking tornado that would tear your house down
If I were an animal, I would be: dolphin (So long and thanks for all the fish!)
If I were a color, I would be: RED!!!
If I were an element, I would be: FIRE to burn yo ass
If I were a planet, I would be: Ur-anus
If I were a body part, I would be: lips!
If I were a song, I would be: "Everlong" by the Foo Fighters (my favorite song)
If I were a cartoon character, I would be: Stewie in Family Guy
If I were a movie, I would be directed by: Quentin Tarantino in the style of Pulp Fiction or Tim Burton in the style of Nightmare Before Christmas
If I were a book, I would be written by: James St. James a la Party Monster
If I were a taste, I would be: spicy, of course
If I were a scent, I would be: cinnamon and roses
If I were a word, I would be: FUCK (oh so many uses!)
If I were an object, I would be: an 8-inch black vibrator
If I were a food, I would be: chocolate
If I were a facial expression I would be: mischievious grin
If I were a shape I would be: a circle cuz polka dots rule!
If I could give my vagina a name, it would be: Minx
If I were a month, I would be: October
If I were a holiday, I would be: HALLOWEEN
If I were a time of day, I would be: 3:30 am
If I were a sin, I would be: LUST
If I were a tree, I would be: one of those giant Redwoods
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: a fucking tornado that would tear your house down
If I were an animal, I would be: dolphin (So long and thanks for all the fish!)
If I were a color, I would be: RED!!!
If I were an element, I would be: FIRE to burn yo ass
If I were a planet, I would be: Ur-anus
If I were a body part, I would be: lips!
If I were a song, I would be: "Everlong" by the Foo Fighters (my favorite song)
If I were a cartoon character, I would be: Stewie in Family Guy
If I were a movie, I would be directed by: Quentin Tarantino in the style of Pulp Fiction or Tim Burton in the style of Nightmare Before Christmas
If I were a book, I would be written by: James St. James a la Party Monster
If I were a taste, I would be: spicy, of course
If I were a scent, I would be: cinnamon and roses
If I were a word, I would be: FUCK (oh so many uses!)
If I were an object, I would be: an 8-inch black vibrator
If I were a food, I would be: chocolate
If I were a facial expression I would be: mischievious grin
If I were a shape I would be: a circle cuz polka dots rule!
If I could give my vagina a name, it would be: Minx
If I were a holiday, I would be: Carnaval Like DAH!!!!!!!!!!
If I were a time of day, I would be: 4:00 am
If I were a sin, I would be: LUST
If I were a tree, I would be: one of those giant Ironwood trees
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: A thunderstorm
If I were an animal, I would be: sea eagle (I want to fly so bad)
If I were a color, I would be: Dark emerald Green!!!
If I were an element, I would be: Earth or fire one or the other
If I were a planet, I would be: saturn
If I were a body part, I would be: lips there is no doubt
If I were a song, I would be: Closer by NiN
If I were a cartoon character, I would be: buggs bunny
If I were a movie, I would be directed by: Quentin Tarantino in the style of Dusk before dawn
If I were a book, I would be written by: R.A.Savatore or ANN RICE
If I were a taste, I would be: dark sweet lots of things happen with that taste
If I were a scent, I would be: fresh rasberries
If I were a word, I would be: is there a choice here FUCK
If I were an object, I would be: 9 inch pearl filled vibrator
If I were a food, I would be: Dark chocolate cheesecake
If I were a facial expression I would be: EVIL GRIN
If I were a shape I would be: Star
If I could give my vagina a name, it would be: well since I do not have one, and personally just like barrowing others for a while I would have to say I cannot answer this one. But if I were to name mu cock which sounds weird even saying that phrase. I would have to say. TAZ!