OH MY MOTHERFUCKING GOD. I just found out that one of my closest and bestest friends is talking about getting MARRIED this coming AUGUST!!!! 
I opened her email, and the first thing she says is:
"brace yourselves... I am pretty much probably going to get married in August and wouldn't be surprised if I was engaged pretty soon..."
She goes to BYU in Utah, where everyone and their fucking mom seems to get married at the tender age of 20, and she's 22, so she's actually behind schedule. Those kRaZY Mormons!! I swear they get married young so they can fuck as soon as possible and start popping out like 10,000 babies. LOTS OF BABIES. Mormons are BABY MACHINES. OH GOD.
She's known this guy as a friend for a little while now, but they've only just gotten together. I think they've been dating for a couple of months or so, THAT'S MOTHERFUCKIN' IT. Her parents got divorced not too long ago, and her dad turned out to be a complete asshole to her mom and family, so ever since then, she's been very wise in approaching relationships slowly. She's always been big on taking time to get to know a guy... always telling me to take it easy with someone new and not let him jump into my zebra-print panties right away. And now she's talking about MARRIAGE in August!!!!??? That's ONLY FOUR MONTHS FROM NOW!!! I'm flabberghasted!!
This is a big FLIPPIN' DEAL. I'm still in shock. I can't believe that my best friend of about 6 years, who is only 22 years old, and not even out of college yet, is talking about FOREVER with some guy I seriously just heard about. I can't even talk about forever with my hair color, I seem to get bored so often. Girl, you can commit to a shade of lipstick, a new job, a new attitude even, but MARRIAGE?? When did the world come to a halt? I don't think I was paying any attention. I was probably too busy getting high...
More on this later. I need to smoke a bowl and get my thoughts in order. Life is too overwhelming right now. I must take a chill pill.
I opened her email, and the first thing she says is:
"brace yourselves... I am pretty much probably going to get married in August and wouldn't be surprised if I was engaged pretty soon..."
She goes to BYU in Utah, where everyone and their fucking mom seems to get married at the tender age of 20, and she's 22, so she's actually behind schedule. Those kRaZY Mormons!! I swear they get married young so they can fuck as soon as possible and start popping out like 10,000 babies. LOTS OF BABIES. Mormons are BABY MACHINES. OH GOD.
She's known this guy as a friend for a little while now, but they've only just gotten together. I think they've been dating for a couple of months or so, THAT'S MOTHERFUCKIN' IT. Her parents got divorced not too long ago, and her dad turned out to be a complete asshole to her mom and family, so ever since then, she's been very wise in approaching relationships slowly. She's always been big on taking time to get to know a guy... always telling me to take it easy with someone new and not let him jump into my zebra-print panties right away. And now she's talking about MARRIAGE in August!!!!??? That's ONLY FOUR MONTHS FROM NOW!!! I'm flabberghasted!!
This is a big FLIPPIN' DEAL. I'm still in shock. I can't believe that my best friend of about 6 years, who is only 22 years old, and not even out of college yet, is talking about FOREVER with some guy I seriously just heard about. I can't even talk about forever with my hair color, I seem to get bored so often. Girl, you can commit to a shade of lipstick, a new job, a new attitude even, but MARRIAGE?? When did the world come to a halt? I don't think I was paying any attention. I was probably too busy getting high...
More on this later. I need to smoke a bowl and get my thoughts in order. Life is too overwhelming right now. I must take a chill pill.