Fiance : we should totally share a redline energy then drink our monsters then see how hyper we get and fuck .
Me : Um . What the hell baby ?
Fiance : What ?
Me : You're horny aren't you ?
Fiance : Nope, I'm a guy .
Me : - laughing ass off -
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aptukoe:
I can confirm the authenticity of the statement.
candy_nitemare:
Fiancé : yup
