Well, it's go pee in a cup time...
I have so many ideological problems with drug testing. Especially having just moved here last year from Canada where it happens to be illegal.
It's such an invasion of privacy. What I do at home on my own time is none of my employer's business. And besides, if I'm coming in to work hopped up on who-knows-what, I think it's going to a) be very obvious, b) negatively affect my work, or c) not matter one iota. If no one can tell, who the fuck cares? And if you're dumb enough to make it apparent, you deserve to get fired.
I'd accept it more readily if I was applying to be a pilot or something. But to take photographs? to shelve books? to put things into boxes and tape 'em shut? Ridiculous.
It's alright, though. I'm not taking any drugs illegally.
But I am going to fail. I have narcotics and benzodiazepines in my system. Yes! Narcotics! That I bought without a prescription! That I brought here from Canada, where I bought them over the counter, and then brought them over the U.S. border legally (you can bring 150 pills, I think). Good ol' codeine, the migraine cure. Well, actually I do have a prescription, just in case of drug tests, actually. In case they don't buy my legitimate excuse. But it's unfilled, because that shit costs like... $60 here. I'm pretty sure I got a bottle for around $5-$10 in Canada. And those are Canadian dollars. What a sham.
I really do suggest buying drugs semi-legally from over the border. I just have my mom send everything down to me. Don't buy any of that "it's not safe" shit. Canada is not a third world country. And usually, the drugs are shipped there from the United States, anyway -- it's just that the U.S. drug companies are forced to sell their wares at a lower price, 'cause we won't take none o' their shit up there.
Anyway. Ho hum.
Go pee in a cup time.
I have so many ideological problems with drug testing. Especially having just moved here last year from Canada where it happens to be illegal.
It's such an invasion of privacy. What I do at home on my own time is none of my employer's business. And besides, if I'm coming in to work hopped up on who-knows-what, I think it's going to a) be very obvious, b) negatively affect my work, or c) not matter one iota. If no one can tell, who the fuck cares? And if you're dumb enough to make it apparent, you deserve to get fired.
I'd accept it more readily if I was applying to be a pilot or something. But to take photographs? to shelve books? to put things into boxes and tape 'em shut? Ridiculous.
It's alright, though. I'm not taking any drugs illegally.
But I am going to fail. I have narcotics and benzodiazepines in my system. Yes! Narcotics! That I bought without a prescription! That I brought here from Canada, where I bought them over the counter, and then brought them over the U.S. border legally (you can bring 150 pills, I think). Good ol' codeine, the migraine cure. Well, actually I do have a prescription, just in case of drug tests, actually. In case they don't buy my legitimate excuse. But it's unfilled, because that shit costs like... $60 here. I'm pretty sure I got a bottle for around $5-$10 in Canada. And those are Canadian dollars. What a sham.
I really do suggest buying drugs semi-legally from over the border. I just have my mom send everything down to me. Don't buy any of that "it's not safe" shit. Canada is not a third world country. And usually, the drugs are shipped there from the United States, anyway -- it's just that the U.S. drug companies are forced to sell their wares at a lower price, 'cause we won't take none o' their shit up there.
Anyway. Ho hum.
Go pee in a cup time.
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candice:
And... it's odd to get my 42nd comment just two minutes after I started listening to the first episode of the BBC Hitchhiker's Guide radio series...
eurisko:
awesome, ill add you to my buddy list.