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Somebody come and play. So bored. Hubby makin music. No CPU and no beer make Candice something something.

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Further browsing of random journal entries today brings me to the following conclusions.

1) Nobody likes Mondays, but everybody is sure glad Monday is over.

2) Work sucks.

3) Coworkers suck.

4) A lot of people need to cool it on the drama in their lives, before they develop serious problems with their blood pressure.

5) BOOZE!

6) A third of you are considering getting...
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oddwobbler:
What % is psychobabble?
Maybe it's just the alkehol talking, I like puppies eating kitties /BOOZE!!!/
candice:
Alcohol says a lot of things that it shouldn't, that's for sure. I don't know what percent psychobabble is, but I do know that 90% of psychobabble is crud.
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So... I'm scrolling through a few random new journal entries. At least 50% of them mentioned something about a new tattoo.

I guess I'm the only tattoo hater around here, huh?

I guess some of them look alright, but they're not for me. I'm much too fickle. I'd hate 'em and want 'em gone ten seconds after I got 'em.
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Pretty broke at the moment. Every time I drive my car, I feel like I'm in that one episode of Seinfeld, where Kramer and a car dealer get some excitement by seeing how far they can push the limits -- can they make it back to the dealership with the needle already far below E?

I zoom past one gas station, and another. "No", I...
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So... I can post to this site with my phone, eh? This means exciting things for you, internet. It means that you get to be updated on all the interesting things I do when I'm not at the computer. For instance, I am currently... Sitting in the living room watching Degrassi. Fascinating, no? God, I am so bored. Whee!

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New here. Hi everyone. Just filled out my profile, and now.... I'm spent. See yer all laters.
applerecords1251:
Hello, how is your day going? Fake tits make me sad too, so cheer up.
candice:
Usually soooo easy to tell them apart from real ones, too.

It took me a while growing up to realize that most great big boobs do not naturally have itsy bitsy nipples... But eventually I realized I wasn't a freak -- the plastic women are. Also, tits aren't supposed to look like grapefruits stapled to your chest.

The media does horrible things to little girls' minds.