Wednesday Aug 11, 2004

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Through empty void and vacuum your mighty sneeze was blown
And from its far-flung remnant the universe was grown
Your cosmic phlegm and mucus became the stars above
And celestial droplets of saliva
Coalesced to form Jatravardidity
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zeppodude:
Hi, Candice, How are you?
candice:
Hello, and re:hello, and thanks smile

Tuesday Aug 10, 2004

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Well, it's go pee in a cup time...

I have so many ideological problems with drug testing. Especially having just moved here last year from Canada where it happens to be illegal.

It's such an invasion of privacy. What I do at home on my own time is none of my employer's business. And besides, if I'm coming in to work hopped up on who-knows-what,...
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candice:
And... it's odd to get my 42nd comment just two minutes after I started listening to the first episode of the BBC Hitchhiker's Guide radio series...
eurisko:
awesome, ill add you to my buddy list.

Monday Aug 09, 2004

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Gave up on the USCIS. The recording told me that my call was important to them, but apparently, it lied.

Another e-mail about a prospective job. Some seminar thing at RadioShack. Next to Tiki-Tan. Dress business casual.

Damn me and my all-black (well, mainly black) alt-girl wardrobe. Thank god I have (for as yet unexplained reasons) a credit card at Express, for I possess no...
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wickidklowns:
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOO DARN
akathisia:
I've always had a bad time figuring out what is appropriate business attire. I just don't even really know what looks normal. Actually, yes i do, and i hate it. In some ways i am glad i work at a silly hippie store. I can keep dressing like a spaz and all i get are occasional comments, but no pink slips. Raaawkk.
-Slie

Monday Aug 09, 2004

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Sitting on hold with th USCIS. Damn, even their hold muzak is the worst I've ever heard. It's a flute loop on repeat, and the same one every time I've called in the past years. Not even a full song. Just a short piece of one. And it's got sections where it just gives way to pure static. The estimated time I will be listening...
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Sunday Aug 08, 2004

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Dude. 1 mg of Klonopin and one beer makes me feel drizzunk. Cheapest drunk ever. Now I'm gonna make me a sammich. ARRR!!!

Update:

Alas, for there shall be no sammich. Some has eaten all of my meats and cheeses. And for this, they must pay. mad

I cannot eat a spicy-mayo-sprout-tato-chip-hot-sauce sammich... Or can I?
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wickidklown3:
IF YOU HAVE INSTANT MESSENGER JUS TALK TO ME MY SCREEN NAME IS MARSHMELOWBUTTER
eurisko:
someone has eaten everything in my fridge also.

Saturday Aug 07, 2004

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WTF? Somebody just actually e-mailed me back about a job. What gives?

It's not one of the ones I really want, but hell. I'll take anything. And then quit rudely when I find something better!

The job is...

I would get to be the evil photographer who travels around to different schools when classes start up, and takes horrible pictures of children that will emotionally...
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wickidklown3:
HAHAHAH WHOOOO HHOOOO YOU COMMENTED ON MY SHIT FOR SOME REASON YOUR FUCKIN COOL!
akathisia:
Oooohg scary. You have the power to make kids never want to show their yearbooks to people later in life! So do you plan on humiliating and terrifying the children by trying to re-comb their hair for them? One year in junior high i swear the photographer was either evil, bored, or OCD because he re-combed just about everybodys hair. Oh, or a hair fetishist. *Shudder*.

Saturday Aug 07, 2004

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Haha! House to myself! Haven't had a chance to sit at the computer for more than five minutes at a time in the last few days, because Sean's band has some remix due in the next couple of days, plus he's obsessed with Alien Vs. Predator and will NOT pry himself from related message boards for more than half an hour at a time.

So...
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eurisko:
i just bought season one of the x-files on dvd using a credit card. i probably shouldnt have, but its such a rad show. and yeah bremen is boring. ill be spending more time in south bend though in a few weeks because my art class starts the 30th at iusb.

Friday Jul 30, 2004

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So bored. One hour wait at hairdressers. Nowhere better to go. The magazines here suck. The music sucks too. Arg!

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reese:
glad you liked it...I love those books soo much. They are the epitomy of sex.
shitdizturber:
i wish i had enough hair to wait for an hour @ the hairdressers biggrin

Friday Jul 30, 2004

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Paying bills hurts my soul. Or, it would. If I had one. Car dealerships are worse. So are insurance agencies. The BMV is even worse than that (why it's a bureau instead of a department in Indiana, who the hell knows). Somebody please kill me. Or send money. And a personal assistant.

But ahoy. I got two new credit cards this week. Oh, I love...
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Monday Jul 26, 2004

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And man... I'd be angry, too, if I worked 3rd shift at Wal-Mart... But that's no reason to be a super mega bitch. Gr

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oddwobbler:
Fuckit, get drunk and chase her around the aisles with a hot pink Barbie big wheel screaming " CLEANUP IN AISLE FIVE BEEOTCH!!!"
candice:
I don't think aisle five is under her jurisdiction. My plan is this: buy something that costs $1. Pay for it using 10 cents on each of 10 different credit cards. She gave me her bitchiest look ever when I tried to use two one time... so she'll love that, I'm sure. If only she'd say "thanks" or "have a nice night" one of these days. I might not hate her so much. Even if she said it bitchily!

Monday Jul 26, 2004

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The ogling one gets when walking into the ghetto liquor store 5 minutes before close in thigh highs and mini... Wow.

Wednesday Jul 21, 2004

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PS - I am so uber hip and cool and with it and in the now and off the chain or some dumb shit. Yes.
oddwobbler:
The real question is are you the shiznit or the shiznizzel?
candice:
And the real answer is...

Yes!
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