Well here it is. This is my new story. I haven't written it all yet but I've provided this much to let you know what's happening. I wrote it at work when i should've been working haha. Anyway here it is. I'll have the rest of it soon. I PROMISE!!
Shades over Candyland
written by Joe caMpa
Starring:
Ryuichi Yoshimitsu as
Mark Vader as
also starring:
Jovn Powers as Dr.
with special guest:
Jennifer Lopez as
the foster mom
Skull and Pig are on thier way to a bar in the city
"...Yeah so I kicked his ass!"
"Haha. That was a good joke. OW!"
"Hey are you ok?"
"No I'm not! OW! My Chest!"
Pig grabs onto Skull's shirt as he screams in agony.
"Dude what the fuck should I do?!"
"I dunno! Hurry up and get help! But don't leave me! Kinda like scream 'Help!' real loud or something! It won't matter cuz there's about to be a time cut!"
Skull screams for help and Pig passes out on the sidewalk.
Later that day at the hospital.
Dr. "Hello Pig. I'm Dr. Mysterio. How are you feeling?
"Don't sugar coat it doc. How long do I got? OO! That rhymes kinda."
Dr. "Haha. How cute. I'm sure you'll be fine. You just suffered a small heart attack that's all."
"Small?! Dude that shit hurt more than my eyes when I first saw Christina Aguilera's 'Dirty' video!"
"OHOO! DAMN!"
Dr. "Will if you don't calm down it'll get worse. You got lucky this time. Do you have a stress filled job?"
"No. I work at a Youth Center full of kids with ADHD."
Dr. "Mmmhmm. And that job doesn't make you go crazy?"
"Oh wait. It does actually. Just thinking about those kids makes me tail hurt."
Dr. "Pig, what's your favorite snack?"
"Deep fried, peanut butter and bacon fat sandwiches."
Dr. "You're a pig and you eat bacon fat?"
"What? uh.. uh.. NO! Ofcourse not! I hate that stuff!"
"Dude, what're you talking about? You LOVE bacon fat. You put it in your cereal."
Dr. "Now see? This is why you had that heart attack. If you don't start making changes to your diet and lifestyle you're gonna have a more serious heart attack next time. We're gonna have to keep you here for a few days until you can recover. While you're here Pig please think about making some changes."
Shades over Candyland
written by Joe caMpa
Starring:
Ryuichi Yoshimitsu as
Mark Vader as
also starring:
Jovn Powers as Dr.
with special guest:
Jennifer Lopez as
the foster mom
Skull and Pig are on thier way to a bar in the city
"...Yeah so I kicked his ass!"
"Haha. That was a good joke. OW!"
"Hey are you ok?"
"No I'm not! OW! My Chest!"
Pig grabs onto Skull's shirt as he screams in agony.
"Dude what the fuck should I do?!"
"I dunno! Hurry up and get help! But don't leave me! Kinda like scream 'Help!' real loud or something! It won't matter cuz there's about to be a time cut!"
Skull screams for help and Pig passes out on the sidewalk.
Later that day at the hospital.
Dr.
"Hello Pig. I'm Dr. Mysterio. How are you feeling?
"Don't sugar coat it doc. How long do I got? OO! That rhymes kinda."
Dr.
"Haha. How cute. I'm sure you'll be fine. You just suffered a small heart attack that's all."
"Small?! Dude that shit hurt more than my eyes when I first saw Christina Aguilera's 'Dirty' video!"
"OHOO! DAMN!"
Dr.
"Will if you don't calm down it'll get worse. You got lucky this time. Do you have a stress filled job?"
"No. I work at a Youth Center full of kids with ADHD."
Dr.
"Mmmhmm. And that job doesn't make you go crazy?"
"Oh wait. It does actually. Just thinking about those kids makes me tail hurt."
Dr.
"Pig, what's your favorite snack?"
"Deep fried, peanut butter and bacon fat sandwiches."
Dr.
"You're a pig and you eat bacon fat?"
"What? uh.. uh.. NO! Ofcourse not! I hate that stuff!"
"Dude, what're you talking about? You LOVE bacon fat. You put it in your cereal."
Dr.
"Now see? This is why you had that heart attack. If you don't start making changes to your diet and lifestyle you're gonna have a more serious heart attack next time. We're gonna have to keep you here for a few days until you can recover. While you're here Pig please think about making some changes."
VIEW 6 of 6 COMMENTS
echodyne:
That story is awesome.
unknowntrigram:
Sorry if I took a long time in letting you in, i've been very busy in real life, but welcome to the BCB group. I'm trying to get more active... I swear. 