Hey guys, how funny and fucked up is this:
I get the mail and notice a letter with those blue and red stripes on the edges signifying airmail. It's addressed to me, and despite the fact that it even says "AIRMAIL" on it, it's postmarked from Grove City, OH. I open it, and what do I find, but a 6 page typed letter from a secret society asking me to join...
I know what you're thinking, the same thing I did--What in the flying fuck???!!! So I read the letter (the whole damn 6 pages--front and back!) and it's basically this:
They call themselves the Neuveau Tech Society and are basically a modern version of the Illuminati. (Still thinking what in the flying fuck, right? Me too.) They tell me they've got members from all levels of society, including some very famous actors and musicians--whom, of course, all must remain secret. They say they've done their research on me and have discovered that I have special abilities and particular qualities that they are after, so they want me to join.
That's right, they're inviting me to join their cult.
The rest of the letter was pretty much just trying to convince me I need to be a part of it all, and I was convinced all right. Convinced they wanted me to buy something. But no, they just wanted to recruit a new member--for free.
Oh, and they also made sure to let me know that this wasn't just some mass letter they sent out, that I was hand picked and all of that and that's why it was sent first class mail. Too bad the postage on it was for first class bulk mail!
So upon completion of the letter, I laughed for a little bit--it was the funniest piece of mail I've gotten in quite a while, after all--and burned it. If anyone else recieves a similar letter, do the same. Laugh, start a fire, whatever. But don't respond! We've got enough cults in the world to last us. Just look at the Catholic church!
Okay, on another note, I finished moving out of my apartment yesterday--well, technically this morning at 3:30. Jesus fuck, I was exhausted! At least now I don't have to deal with my roommates, and despite the fact that I'm back at home with my parents, the fridge will always be stocked and there won't be rent to pay. Anyway, if it get's too much I can just remind myself that it's only for a few months until I go to California. (My step dad and I fight all the time, and my mom can get a little neurotic about cleanliness.) That's all for now, more later!
I get the mail and notice a letter with those blue and red stripes on the edges signifying airmail. It's addressed to me, and despite the fact that it even says "AIRMAIL" on it, it's postmarked from Grove City, OH. I open it, and what do I find, but a 6 page typed letter from a secret society asking me to join...
I know what you're thinking, the same thing I did--What in the flying fuck???!!! So I read the letter (the whole damn 6 pages--front and back!) and it's basically this:
They call themselves the Neuveau Tech Society and are basically a modern version of the Illuminati. (Still thinking what in the flying fuck, right? Me too.) They tell me they've got members from all levels of society, including some very famous actors and musicians--whom, of course, all must remain secret. They say they've done their research on me and have discovered that I have special abilities and particular qualities that they are after, so they want me to join.
That's right, they're inviting me to join their cult.
The rest of the letter was pretty much just trying to convince me I need to be a part of it all, and I was convinced all right. Convinced they wanted me to buy something. But no, they just wanted to recruit a new member--for free.
Oh, and they also made sure to let me know that this wasn't just some mass letter they sent out, that I was hand picked and all of that and that's why it was sent first class mail. Too bad the postage on it was for first class bulk mail!
So upon completion of the letter, I laughed for a little bit--it was the funniest piece of mail I've gotten in quite a while, after all--and burned it. If anyone else recieves a similar letter, do the same. Laugh, start a fire, whatever. But don't respond! We've got enough cults in the world to last us. Just look at the Catholic church!
Okay, on another note, I finished moving out of my apartment yesterday--well, technically this morning at 3:30. Jesus fuck, I was exhausted! At least now I don't have to deal with my roommates, and despite the fact that I'm back at home with my parents, the fridge will always be stocked and there won't be rent to pay. Anyway, if it get's too much I can just remind myself that it's only for a few months until I go to California. (My step dad and I fight all the time, and my mom can get a little neurotic about cleanliness.) That's all for now, more later!
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Funny shit.