camdenroad

i was the best man at my mates wedding (well it wouldn't be your mates would it dumb ass!!)

it went well, thanks for asking, yes the speach went down well

but i wouldn't want to do it again so he'd better stay married. i am sure he will, they are well suited to each other

who am i suited to?

a. my wife
b. no one
c. you

answers please if you can be arsed