Okay, so I turned 30 on June 5th. In the last few weeks I have noticed that the vision in my left eye is much blurrier than the right eye, my right ear rings just a little bit more than I recall and just the other day as I was taking three friends out climbing and discovered that we were one helmet short, the following words actually escaped my lips before I could stop them..."this may not be a good idea" 
What the fuck is this!!! How come no one told me that my body would begin falling appart and I would suddenly become responsable all at the same time. This is horrible! I must find a way to stop this madness!
On the upside, a female friend recently revealed her desire to get me in the sack. Things are looking up, but her boyfriend is a tit for tat kind of guy. I could understand that if it were really based on a desire for equality in their relationship but its not. He just wants the go-ahead to bone whatever walks by. Trouble is, she has huge trust issues with him, since he's cheated numerous times...imagine the carnage he would leave in his wake if he had a green light?
Fuck. My wife has a boyfriend and I could have a girlfriend if it weren't for her boyfriend. Oy! The web tangles.
out.
What the fuck is this!!! How come no one told me that my body would begin falling appart and I would suddenly become responsable all at the same time. This is horrible! I must find a way to stop this madness!
On the upside, a female friend recently revealed her desire to get me in the sack. Things are looking up, but her boyfriend is a tit for tat kind of guy. I could understand that if it were really based on a desire for equality in their relationship but its not. He just wants the go-ahead to bone whatever walks by. Trouble is, she has huge trust issues with him, since he's cheated numerous times...imagine the carnage he would leave in his wake if he had a green light?
Fuck. My wife has a boyfriend and I could have a girlfriend if it weren't for her boyfriend. Oy! The web tangles.
out.