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calypso1

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Monday Apr 12, 2004

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HELLO EVERYONE!!!

Thought I would write something finally, since I vanished for like a week and a half, How is everyone?

I almost died yesterday, that would have been something, to die the same day Jesus did, but only I would not have mad an impact. Anyway, I was with my friend Jay, and he has the shittiest car in the world, no sterio, windows dont roll up, its all dented up, the interrior is all damaged, its the radist car ever, I spray painted random shit on the side, and put a bunch of stickers, anyway back to how we almost died. We were driving by the beach, and Just like the movie Tommy Boy, the hood poped open and flew back and smacked the windshield as we were going like 45 mph. luckily there was a dirt road on my side, so I told him to turn into it, and we survived, but when I got out of the car I was laughing my ass off, it was so funny, because everyone at the beach saw it, haha, it reminded me of tommy boy so much that I was crying from laughing so hard, this lady said I was crazy and that I almost died, and I was like yeah, this is going in the story of my life, she was shocked that I was not scared or freaked, all I remember was saying HOLY SHIT!!!!! and then was calm and then could not stop laughing after we pulled off the road. Well his hood is fucked up, looked like a body fell on it from the sky. I used my shoe laces to tie the hood down, then we drove back to his house in The Shit Car.
Well I am on Spring Break, All I am doing is working this week frown 4 hours a day, for 5 days, thats pretty simple biggrin

Well Just thought I would update.
samaloda:
4 hours a day for 5 days? I want your job.

Oh, yeah... I'm glad you're not dead. smile
Apr 12, 2004
soniclu667:
one thing that has always freaked me out was the idea of my hood popping open while i was driving. now im scared again...
but i dont have a car right now so im ok for at least a couple weeks...
*melissa*
Apr 13, 2004

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