calypso

I've recently discovered, thanks to Bryce's friends, a genius comedian by the name of Mitch Hedberg. He is dead.

"I don't have a microwave but I do have a clock that occasionally cooks shit. "

Ha!
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So, "Sin City" is on DVD. Perhaps I should see it someday.

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Darling Solithan kicked ass at his interview today and got the job! You should congratulate him. *shakes fist* Do it.

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"Family Guy" is on.

JOE: We're going for a beer run, wanna join us?
PETER: No. I think I might be an alcoholic.
GUYS: What?
Oh my God!
Oh, man!
PETER: Hehe...Fooled ya! Now let's go drink 'til we can't feel feelings anymore.

AND

PETER: You wanna know what my problem is? You wanna know what my problem is?! I love too much!
LOIS: What are you talking about?
PETER: Don't you see Lois, we're alive!
LOIS: You're scaring me, Peter.
PETER: Good! Embrace the fear! Dance with me Lois! Dance the dance of life! (crash) Yeah, maybe we should call that marriage counselor.

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My first day back at See's Candies was fun. I almost forgot what it felt like to smell like chocolate and handsoap. Oh, and people suck.

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I have to stay up super-late to see "Fullmetal Alchemist."

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Bryce has some psycho ex-girlfriend stalking him. I've already offered to beat the fuck out of her. I haven't fought anyone in a good few years. I've been meaning to.

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So, yeah. I just felt like updating. *shrug*



EDITED TO ADD:

A great picture of Marilyn Monroe I just found.