calypso

ur not the only 1-----
i've had 2 and it was simply bcuz i'm an idiot and dammit i am fertile fucking myrtle!!
my grandma used 2 say she could get pregnant standing next 2 a dude well thanx cuz i seem 2 b the same way!!!!!

I have one of those chilling in a coffee mug on my desk that I use to hold pens. Interestingly enough the mug says "cyber slut." Keep yours in a public place, it's a great conversation starter. "Uhhhhh, is that what I think it is?"

On the less amusing side, my "procedure" fucked me up for life. I know the offers are already out there, but if you need to vent about it at all, I'm here to listen.