calypso

I'm back from Philly. I somehow managed to bring the warm Southern California weather with me, so there was no "White Christmas" for little ol' me.

Were it not for my brother, I probably would've off-ed myself.

I did a lot of babysitting...



Here are pictures from my trip:

Window Seat


My Creepy Brother


Bugger Off


D.A.R.E. Pride


Chuck Taylors


iPod for Christmas


My Mother's Yule Ritual




I'm off to Europe on Tuesday.



I'm really, really shitty at updating right now. I'm falling asleep at the keyboard, but I wasn't sure if I'd get another chance to update before I leave the States. Mehhh.

I didn't get to see my episode of "Next" because I was on the airplane home. I did however get to see "The March of the Penguins" on the flight. Fuckin' CUTE!



You know what's fantastic? Orally-induced orgasms. You know what's even better? Orally-induced orgasms from someone you're in love with. You know what's even better yet??? Orally-induced orgasms from someone you're in love with whose beautiful face you get to wake up to the next morning.

And stuff.



*RANDOM "FAMILY GUY" QUOTE!!!1!!11one!!*

"Oh, gosh that's funny! That's really funny! Do you write your own material? Do you? Because that is so fresh. 'You are the weakest link, goodbye!' You know, I've, I've never heard anyone make that joke before. Hmm. You're the first. I've never heard anyone reference, reference that outside the program before. Because that's what she says on the show right? Isn't it? ;You are the weakest link, goodbye!' And, and yet you've taken that and used it out of context to insult me in this everyday situation. God what a clever, smart girl you must be, to come up with a joke like that all by yourself. That's so fresh, too. Any, any Titanic jokes you want to throw at me too as long as we're hitting these phenomena at the height of their popularity?.....God you're so funny!"



"Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends" is funny.