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Sunday Oct 09, 2005

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Okay...The following rant is not directed towards anyone in particular...

The name of today's lesson:

LEARN SOME FUCKING MANNERS!!!

Let us begin.

When you are in a store, at a restaurant, or any situation where someone is performing a service for you, this is how you should talk to them:

Do not say, "I want this." Say, "I would like this." Saying "want" makes you sound like a demanding asshole and/or cunt.

After each request, say "please."

When they agree to fulfill your request, say "thank you."

When they give you what you have asked for, say "thank you."

If they tell you they can't fulfill your request for whatever reason, say "thank you anyway."

Get off your god-damned cell phone. You are not so important that you can't get off the fucking phone for a minute or two so the person assisting you can actually understand what it is you're asking of them.

If they make a mistake, tell them it's okay. You make mistakes. All the time.

Keep in mind that you're no better than anyone. The guy getting your fat ass that extra-large helping of deep-fried heart-attack deserves just as much respect as anyone else.

If you're next in line for assistance, know what it is that you want. Don't stand there and say, "Um...hm...what do I want?" for five minutes when you're being helped. What the fuck were you doing while you were waiting in line?

There are people behind you. Don't make them wait because you're an indecisive retard. Offer to let them go ahead of you so that you may have more time to make up your mind. When you're being helped, don't make a million unnecessary requests just for fuck's sake. You don't need that bigger bag, believe me.

Remember these rules when you're ordering in a restaurant or going through the drive-thru. These people have the ability to do whatever it is they want to whatever it is you'll soon be ingesting.

In the words of the movie "Waiting", "Don't fuck with the people handling your food."

It's not that hard. If you haven't been raised by a bunch of unsympathetic heathens, you should know all this by now.

I'm a bit disgruntled, can you tell?

In other news:



Yes. All Hallow's Eve is just around the corner. As you can see, I'm ready for it.

The lovely cosfrog also has a couple of wallpapers of me up on The Female Canvas. He is also continuing to add more pictures from our shoot here.

Yayyy.

It's cold. My nipples are hard. Yup. I will update you whenever my body does something.

I now have to urinate.

Kisses.

kiss kiss kiss
VIEW 25 of 37 COMMENTS
thorr74:
are you sure?
would you tell me different???

if there was an icon for crying with relief I would use it right now.....

I missed you blush
Oct 11, 2005
tehwickedends:
Wow those pictures are great, your gorgeous lady.
Oct 11, 2005

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