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Sunday May 14, 2006

May 14, 2006
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31....


Oh my god, I have grey hairs.


How many of you are using the beta site?

How do you feel about it?


Today I am listening to Smutpeddlers.

You should too.


And come over a drink Pabst with me.



ARRR!!!



Summer always makes me feel like Im stuck in a mid 40s genre movie. Maybe a black and white detective movie. Not even the giant fan can drown out how loud the heat is. My forehead is blistered from sweat and I can only taste hot beer and smell cigarette ashes. Im angry, youre angry, we are all angry.
Angry at the sun for being so mean. And yet defiant the sun looks down and beats hot fire into my face screaming YOU KNEW BETTER!

Damn human nature

I packed the reliable Landcruiser with enough supplies for a week. A week away from the natives was all I needed. With cash and money I had a plan. Head to the nearest Tiki Bar. Drown in Heavy Metal and exotic drink. Do drugs. Beat the truth or the fantasy (depending on who you were) into that fucking overpriced laptop. Find a few girls. Not dirty girls just the ones that have the bad luck of making really bad choices. Like me.


Eat a pig.
Finish a bottle.
Scream.
Never settle.



VIEW 13 of 13 COMMENTS
bluelight3:
Happy Birthday!

sorry, it's too far to come for a Pabst...

but it sounds good.
May 15, 2006
bowie:
Happy Birthday!
May 15, 2006

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