What a fucking nightmare! You'd think that a photographer who shoots 'didge' almost exclusively would a/ have a picture of himself and b/ be able to upload it onto a web site. Firstly I do a lot of press work and the only game photogs seem to play when they are hanging around waiting for something to happen is "lets take a silly picture of calvers". Every picture I ever get I'm either pulling a face or, being the palest person alive, my face is blown out and I look like the bastard love child of Marc Almond and Freddie Mercury (it could have happened!....olay, maybe not).
I can never get files small either. Everythign I shoot hits the desk top at 25mb, and I regulary upsize with fractals to 150mb for posters. HOW THE FUCK CAN I GET A SHOT LESS THAN 100K?!!!!!
Okay, finally did it hence the horrible side on shot taken in Navaho Joes in London. If you see me in there mines a Dos Equis with a 7 year old Havanna Club on the side
I can never get files small either. Everythign I shoot hits the desk top at 25mb, and I regulary upsize with fractals to 150mb for posters. HOW THE FUCK CAN I GET A SHOT LESS THAN 100K?!!!!!
Okay, finally did it hence the horrible side on shot taken in Navaho Joes in London. If you see me in there mines a Dos Equis with a 7 year old Havanna Club on the side