I've found a fantastic natural remedy for my fucking ccold, which seems to have moved in for the duration. The other half caught it off me and ended up taking half a day off work and feeling a lot better; damn her healthy eating and excercise! Mr "drinks and smokes and rarely moves' has now had this for a week and it is starting to piss me off. Still, the remedy!
1/ Buy a shisha pipe and smoke vast quantities of tobacco through it (a mix of double apple and vanilla molasses is my tip for the top). A great natural expectorant. Try and get a pipe with an ice bowl, or stick ice in the water - actually milk works very well too.
2/ Buy Grand Theft Auto for the PSP and a decent set of headphones. By the time you realise how long you've been playing not only has your cold cleared up, but western civilisation will probably have ended, so there is less chance of actually catching another one.
1/ Buy a shisha pipe and smoke vast quantities of tobacco through it (a mix of double apple and vanilla molasses is my tip for the top). A great natural expectorant. Try and get a pipe with an ice bowl, or stick ice in the water - actually milk works very well too.
2/ Buy Grand Theft Auto for the PSP and a decent set of headphones. By the time you realise how long you've been playing not only has your cold cleared up, but western civilisation will probably have ended, so there is less chance of actually catching another one.