here's a little riddle for you all:
How many white trash tow truck drivers does it take to move a van that is keeping me from my car at the impound lot?
Give up?
a total of 4...... and one white trash ho to keep them all distracted. So, 170$ 45 minutes, and 5 cigarettes later the above said "ho" take her leave, and i...
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How many white trash tow truck drivers does it take to move a van that is keeping me from my car at the impound lot?
Give up?
a total of 4...... and one white trash ho to keep them all distracted. So, 170$ 45 minutes, and 5 cigarettes later the above said "ho" take her leave, and i...
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squishylizards:
thank you 
squishylizards:
I was just thinking it looked silly
got first place in a texas hold'em tourny... went to The Vine to have some drinks with some friends ( thank you Heartyou for being a badass ). Went back to my car, and guess what... it was towed. Thank you Heartyou again for the lift home, i love you. and i always will.
all in all, great fucking night
all in all, great fucking night
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thrasher:
well that blows, the getting your car towed part anyway
handsomejoe:
At least it wasn't stolen, trust me.
well, i just got some FUCKING exciting news... but i don't want to jinx it, so all i'm going to say is that i may be moving to Tucson sometime in the future.
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supergp:
You've been saying that as long as I've known you.
Really.
Sheesh. Anyway, you should, we'll hang out, you can teach me how to play this "Scrabble". For money.
Really.
Sheesh. Anyway, you should, we'll hang out, you can teach me how to play this "Scrabble". For money.
iamphoto:
no, don't leave me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
UPDATE: Bored....
End.
"We're under attack
A knife in the back form you
The sirens wail and I'm on my way
Tied to the world with these four strings I play
And they're always out of tune
Gotta list of your needs and wants
24 hour roadside resistance
Is all I got for you
Line 'em up and we'll knock 'em down
All I got...
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End.
"We're under attack
A knife in the back form you
The sirens wail and I'm on my way
Tied to the world with these four strings I play
And they're always out of tune
Gotta list of your needs and wants
24 hour roadside resistance
Is all I got for you
Line 'em up and we'll knock 'em down
All I got...
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supergp:
*sniff* you love that game more than me!
iamphoto:
lets play with our penis's... or is it peni? *running in a circle* PING
Poker tonight... good times.
esther:
Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
Say it out loud a couple times. Lemme know what you come up with.
Say it out loud a couple times. Lemme know what you come up with.
supergp:
How good ARE you at scrabble?
well fuck, i'm drunk.... and now i must sleep.... have a good one.
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what a fucking weekend this is turning out to be, heh
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thrasher:
I like when they turn into "fucking" weekends 
stacie:
whats up with the name dood?
i think you are trying to confuse me
i think you are trying to confuse me
happy "get drunk day"
WHERE'S MY FUCKIN' TEQUILA?!?!?!?
WHERE'S MY FUCKIN' TEQUILA?!?!?!?
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heartyou:
I LOVE YOU
!
!
amory:
Hey. YOU!
WAnna go to the park and hang out with Cameron Tomorrow? We can turn this into a big get together for CAmeron's arrival.
WAnna go to the park and hang out with Cameron Tomorrow? We can turn this into a big get together for CAmeron's arrival.
time to watch the first season of Six Fett Under...
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heartyou:
Every night I sat on the deck of the boat with my cup of rum and looked around at the vastness of the sea, and saw every damn star in the whole sky. It was fucking beautiful.
Wish you could have been there.
Wish you could have been there.
blaueminxaugen:
hypnotic. alochol that tastes good. however, it has not made me feel drunk. but im shaking like a wet fucking puppy. whoa. i dont feel good. argh
just finished the first season of Law & Order : Criminal Intent 22 hours of greatness.... now what do i do? 
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supergp:
You have watched CI
Now it is time for a good show
Go watch Firefly.
Now it is time for a good show
Go watch Firefly.
evildeathbee:
i am awesome!!!