calmer_than_you

are you coming down?

So, you're going to turn into one of "those" guys.

Send me more stuff as soon as you get it typed out and stuff.

Sheesh, you didn't even make your bed. Tisk tisk.

You are too much awesome for one person, but yet you continue to amaze me with each passing day. I love you thisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss (x infinity) much.

Collaborative writing is hard, but frequently worth it.

Bullshit, there is some powerful chemistry there.

Ooo! Pick me, pick me!

I just woke up.

I stink like beer.

always.

I've been really great! Thanks for asking! For the most part work is my social life and work is awesome so everything is rad! and you?

Verily.

Yay! It's nice to see you in a good mood.

Thanks for the thoughtful words.

i don't get it....

The first sentence is written from a first-person perspective and the rest of it is written as a narrative. Change the last part of the first sentence to "whispering things they were too afraid to say."

Second sentence needs to be "It is as if his..."

Remove the "own" before the "home."

Remember, that "dear" is being used to signify a person at the end of a sentence so it has to be capitalized and it should be written as "Good night, Dear."

Let me do a little edit and show how I think it should read:

The house creaked and moaned, whispering things they were too afraid to say. James knew something had not been right for the past month. It is as if his wife of 15 years had suddenly become widowed. James is a ghost in his home. His reflection is the same, his clothes unchanged.

At night when he lies next to Patricia, he feels dead inside. He thinks of times when they couldnt wait to cuddle up next to each other, playful times of the past. Now he only has an unemotional "Good night" to keep him warm. She stopped saying "I love you" long ago.

Deep in his mind, he knew what was happening. Patricia is having an affair.


At least that's my 1 3/4 cents.

1) The square root of -1 is i.
2) 1
3) Black. Well, I guess black is the absence of color so I'd have to say none.

My answers to your mathematisticalical questions are probably wrong because I haven't had to do anything like that in about 9 years But then again, I'm a journalism major. What in the fuck do I need math for?

Send me more story. I wanna find out if james fucks Patricia like the trifling-ass whore that she is.

I'm going to go with "1" as the answer you're looking for for #2. Seriously.

yeah, jon's a cool kid.

haven't seen him in quite a while though.

Sure didn't!

check this shit out:



could they be any more similar?

HAHAHA.

Oh, yeah. The Sin City trailer's had me drooling for a month.