callahan

I went drinking with a buddy of mine in Seattle last night. Started on capitol hill and ended up in pioneer square. It had occured to us that it was thursday night and we'd both heard about some deal the pheonix throws on thursday nights with Burlesque or some shit. When we got there there was a line and though it wasn't a long line, I had to piss pretty bad and felt kinda hungry. He got excited about some pizza place he knew about but after much wandering around he conceded that he was totally shit faced and lost. So we stopped at the first bar we came to and ended up doing karaoke for a bit in addition to more drinking and eating fried shrimp. After closing, we went back to his apartment to drink a few beers and crash. Instead I did somethign incredibly stupid and despite common sense and all past experience, I smoked some weed with a stomach full of liquor and got instantly nauseous.

So I ended up ralphing off his balcony. It went something like this:
Me: HOOOoolglglglglg
Him: OMG dude are you ok???
Me: Hoooooooorororrrggggg wheres the bathroom
him: dude are you ok?
Me: Wohoooorrrggggg wheres the fucking bathroom
Him:are you alright dude?
Me:Wooolllllggggggg I'm puking off your balcoHOOOrtrrgggg does it look like I'm ok?

For the most part it was ok. If I had a good solid upchuck. Plenty of distance. If it wasn't up to par, it landed on the balcony below. I feel sorry for whoevers balcony I threw up on. It musta sucked in the morning when they found out. I feel sorry for my friend too since theres only two balconies above the one I puked on. Kinda narrows the list of suspects a bit. If bad shit happens as a result I'll have to make it up to him somehow.