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Wednesday Aug 10, 2005

Aug 10, 2005
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so its after lunch and i just get done play fightin with my worker bees (sometimes you need to punch them around so they know who the top dog is) and my #1 employee walks up to me, covered in blood and says " hey boss, is there a cut on my face?" im thinkin...what the fuck!! he wipes off his face and theres a tiny...i mean tiny little pinhole on his cheek and its gushing, i mean, more like squirting blood. everytime his heart beated...squirt! totally fucked up..mystery pinhole, bleeding like a hemophiliac, for like a half hour.

so..what would you do? what would you say.

i said " stop fucking bleeding and get to work or ill dock your pay! i mean fuck man...duct tape a rag to your face and get busy"

he said "yeah, i already thought of that boss" he gets his shit in order and starts working.

i love my crew. tough motherfuckers.

ARRR!!!
VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS
thetotalm:
thats hardcore right there...good to go shit.
Aug 10, 2005
mistressvamp:
Oooh your so tough....I like it. wink kiss
Aug 15, 2005

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