calculon3000

Ever have a guy tell you "The only reason you're not getting smashed right now is cuz there's cameras everywhere, yo, that's the only reason you ain't smashed?"

smashed-adj.-(smasht) 1. excessively drunk 2. decreased in size by way of pressure being applied, ex. the bug was smashed on my wall 3. the hollowest of all hollow meathead-high-school-douchebag-insecure-about-penis-size-and-lack-of-intelligence-tough-guy drunk threats.

My friends and I are leaving a show last night and as we walk by this dude, I said something to him in response to the bullshit he was spewing all over the sidewalk, and it seemed like we were just joking around. Then, sure enough Douchebag Jr. or maybe Sr. chimes in and starts getting serious, albeit from a block behind us. We're laughing and shit, thinking these guys have to be kidding, until sure enough, they pull up next to us in their car (which they had to retrieve, might I add, just to chase us) and continue the shit vomit. I mean, there's shit spilling all over their shirts and what not, it's all over the sidewalk... it's just disgusting. Needless to say, they really wanted us to start a fight, I guess. And, needless to say, we pretty much laughed and walked away. Although, I must say I was very tempted to crack a dude in the face with the bottle opener that's attached to my wallet. Woulda been fun.

Aside from that shit, the show was fuckin amazing. Behold the Arctopus and Dysrhythmia both tore it up to the point that my head felt like exploding and talk was had about cleric (my band) touring with Dysrhythmia in the near future. All in all, good night on the town. Wouldn't have been the same without the douchebags. Thank god for them.