Welll, I've all but retired the mustache shots. That doesn't mean it won't someday re-emerge, but who can say? On another note, girls are stupid.

Or, maybe I'm just stupid for trying shamelessly to smooch the pretty ones. Either way, I've got far too much sexual energy these days, it's going out my damn ears (

). So, ladies... what's a guy to do to...
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