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He who buys does not use it
He who makes it has no need of it
He who uses it has no knowledge of it

What is it?

=Cal
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becca_____:
Um, I think the correct answer was, "Why, no, Rebecca, you could never annoy me. Your bright, inquisitive nature is like a soothing tonic for the soul." Or something along those lines.
becca_____:
Thank you. You're so kind.
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Ok, minor update from Cal world.

There is more and more talk at the theater concerning myself and management.

Score one for me

My apartment is finally clean

Score two

Still poor though...

...damn...

Oh and for anyone interested in meeting me in peson, I'll be working the McCloud Civil War event on the weekend of the 14th and 15th.

=Cal

p.s.

Don't waste your...
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becca_____:
I heard Tinseltown was going to have Napoleon Dynamite, is that true? It's been out for quite awhile, so I'm beginning to wonder. Out of curiosity, what does one do at a civil war event? Is it a full on reenactment? Do you get a musket? I think I would be so happy if I had a musket.
becca_____:
That's so cool. I've never met anyone who did that in real life. That's amazing. How did you get into that to begin with? Do you really have to just lay there on the field for hours if you die? I have so, so many more questions.
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Due to popular demand, a JOURNAL UPDATE for you all.

um...

yeah....

nothing really going on.

It's hot as fuck
I'm poor as always
and generally bored

Liquor, here I come.

=Cal

(There, you happy now becca?)
atomicant:
hey cal...

i know you work at the tinsel town theatres...

do you by any chance have a unique facial hair arrangement?

because if you do, i saw you.

about a week ago or so. i went and saw the bourne supremacy (hey, matt damon doesn't have to play a gay stalker to be good!). you were taking tickets. i didn't say anything because i wasn't sure.....


ant
becca_____:
I'm very ecstatically happy, actually. Thanks only to you. You have that kind of power. Kind of figures that the one time I don't come on here for like two weeks is the time you actually update.

I saw the Bourne Supremacy, too, although you didn't take my tickets. That's not interesting at all.

Your journal entry sounds a lot like mine always do. I don't know how people always come up with these super witty, fascinating things to say.

I'm really bored and tired right now, which is why I'm saying so much nothing. But I just can't seem to stop... Although I think I'm going to.
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I had the weirdest dream last night.

I'll spare you the grusome details, but it involved;

A giant crab the size of a St. Bernard
A cardboard box wrapped in duct tape
My dead grandmother
A canister of liquid nitrogen
An Alaskian Mining Town
A Barret .50 sniper rifle

... I REALLY need therapy
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becca_____:
I can't decide if you're talking about the work schedule or the sickness, but either way it's sweet of you to say so.
becca_____:
I'm beginning to sense that you don't update your journal a whole lot.
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And so it begins....

Thats right folks, the summer movie season officially begins tonight with the midnight showings of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban. "What does this mean to me" you ask? Well nothing...

...UNLESS...

...you work in the theater industry like yours truly. To ME, it means 44 hour work weeks, badass paychecks, and absolutely no social life. (sorry again Ant)

But...
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becca_____:
Thanks for the welcome... You know, I wanted to know to the movies the other day, looked in the paper, and realized there were only like five movies playing in town because Harry Potter and The Day After Tomorrow were each playing like every half hour. It was sad. But I probably should have expected it.
becca_____:
How long have you worked there? Did you by any chance know Jacky or Vinnie? I'm not sure how long ago they stopped working there, so it's probably a long shot. But she's one of my best friends, and she was there I think for a year or two.
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dooker:
Did you ever watch the old cartoon Exosquad? They had big characters that died, and they flew in mechanical fighting spacesuits to boot. It was totally legit.
atomicant:
by the way, you are a dirty bastard.

can you meet on tonight, thursday?

la salle's at 7?

let me know.

ant
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Just checked my auto insurance and that point isn't going to affect my rates

Thats good

I was doing some car maint. today and found oil in my coolent.

THATS BAAADDDDD

::sigh::

Never just anything good is it? It's always a little up, and a whole HELL of a long way down.

-Cal
atomicant:
dude, i took a friend of mine's kids to see van helsing. i laughed it was sooo bad. but still, my friend needed a day off, so it was all good.

and yes, my bike was intact. in fact, it came with a new light on it. very nice.

ant
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So, I undercut my insane roommate on her lease and now she has to move out by June.

that's good

I got nailed doing 85 mph in a 70 so I'm gonna get a point on my licence.

that's bbbaaaaaadddddd

::sigh::

well I'll leave, though I will gladly accept monetary donations to ease my suffering.

(paypal: calavphin(at)hotmail.com)

Anyway the regular elements of my life continue;...
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libby:
yes, i like old navy. everyone has their own preferences. that is all.
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God I hate the churchies...

They show up like 2 hours early for "passions of christ" and lurk around putting off "jesus waves" and god help you if you make eye contact or :gasp: talk to them because you'll be stuck there for the next half hour listening to them blab because you're restrained from telling them to fuck off and telling them you're athiest...
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atomicant:
they want you to feel the power of christ.

seriously.

it's like cooties, but it turns you lame and you can't drink or swear anymore.

ant
dooker:
Avoid looking in their cold dead eyes, for therin lies madness. The madness of the christ.
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Note to self, add Chico News & Review to Kill List.

That is all
atomicant:
note added.

as far as the passion, ug. that is all i will say. even my 12 years of catholic schooling couldn't make that movie good.

damn you, mel. why couldn't you stop with braveheart? at least that was entertaining....

alls i know is that when i show my girlfriend last temptation of christ, she will appreciate it.

ant