God I hate the churchies...
They show up like 2 hours early for "passions of christ" and lurk around putting off "jesus waves" and god help you if you make eye contact or :gasp: talk to them because you'll be stuck there for the next half hour listening to them blab because you're restrained from telling them to fuck off and telling them you're athiest or agnostic would only make it worse...
...AND FOR SOME REASON THEY KEEP TOUCHING ME!!!
They show up like 2 hours early for "passions of christ" and lurk around putting off "jesus waves" and god help you if you make eye contact or :gasp: talk to them because you'll be stuck there for the next half hour listening to them blab because you're restrained from telling them to fuck off and telling them you're athiest or agnostic would only make it worse...
...AND FOR SOME REASON THEY KEEP TOUCHING ME!!!
seriously.
it's like cooties, but it turns you lame and you can't drink or swear anymore.
ant