dear girl-who-was-raping-my-ass-at-the-Q-&-not-U-show-last-night-for-absolutely-no-apparent-reason-whatsoever,
did you find any suspicious cancerous lumps when you were dancing up my colon? really, i figure you were so far up there i might as well save the time and money (not to mention discomfort! heaven forbid!) of having a colonoscopy if you would just tell me what you found up there.
sincerely yours,
♥jess.
p.s. you are completely tone-deaf--word to the wise: persue the ass-specialist route.
did you find any suspicious cancerous lumps when you were dancing up my colon? really, i figure you were so far up there i might as well save the time and money (not to mention discomfort! heaven forbid!) of having a colonoscopy if you would just tell me what you found up there.
sincerely yours,
♥jess.
p.s. you are completely tone-deaf--word to the wise: persue the ass-specialist route.
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from me to you: get tested...rump rangers like your girlfriend don't often use protection