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calamity

Richmond, VA

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Sunday Sep 18, 2005

Sep 18, 2005
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ugh, my sleep pattern is SO fucked up right now.
jakdlsfkdlfklsfjklsdajflsafd.

anyway.
just thought i'd share, as everyone else seems to be all asleep and whatnot.

MASSIVE UPDATE coming your way tomorrow. with pichas, foo'.

because some of you asked for it, i leave you with a link to THE MOST DISTURBING IMAGE OF ALL TIME, at least in my humble opinion. PLEASE NOTE: i don't recommend looking at it (AT ALL!), but particularly NOT if you:
-are squeamish at all
-have just eaten
-are preparing to eat
-are preparing to sleep
-are pregnant, nursing, or planning on becoming pregnant (oh.... wait a minute....)
-love dried lotus pods
-have any sort of hypersensitivity about your nipples or nipples in general (ie, nipple infection still haunts you or some such incidence).

jut remember curiosity killed the cat, and made jess throw up out her window.
miao!! puke if you're terribly traumatized, just think of them as googly eyes like i did. it helps with the image burnt into your retina.

weee!


♥jess.
VIEW 4 of 4 COMMENTS
overshadowed:
em... yeah... ok... I concur on the most disturbing image of all time thing. Let me go hide somewhere for a bit.
Sep 19, 2005
krrn:
oooh dinner party!!! yayayaya!

lets do that! we can watch fraggles AND jem, cos I have both! wink smile
Sep 21, 2005

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