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calamity

Richmond, VA

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Sunday Sep 04, 2005

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actual conversation betwixt my roomate and i, not 5 minutes ago (i found it terribly amusing). wink

"did you see the bottle caps i flattened out today? they're cool, but i can't think of what to do with them sans jewlery findings."
"nipple clamps?"
"yanno, i thought of that."
"they're sorta the same size though--you may as well write 'GOOD BEER' on your nipples."
*pause* "if good beer came out of my nipples, i would be a rich, rich woman."


next get-rich-quick scheme: begin scientific experimentation on/modification of my milk ducts.

♥jess.
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verandi:
nalgenes are magical.
Sep 14, 2005
anteros:
Well 'Hello' to you as well and thanks for the comment! Yeah, the uncle thing is pretty cool. I gotta catch a flight back home this weekend to see the new squirt and spend some quality time playing with her "big" brother (he's not quite 2 biggrin ). Glad to see the appreciation for the efforts of TeamRockstar. I'm mostly the team grunt; the real kudos go to the rest of the team, but they're great people and a blast to hang with. Since you're in Brooklyn, maybe we'll officially meet next time I get off my lazy butt to visit Tmronin, Girlie and NBK66 tongue
Sep 14, 2005

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