calamity

so i figured out what my problem with dating is:

i'm a complete and total fag-hag.
(and sweetie, we all know THAT is not going to happen....)

if you know any gay boys who are still completely in the dark about their gay-ness (and everyone else seems to know), give them my number. hurry, while there's still time.

my medusa piercing is being consumed by my face.
i bet you it's jealous because i said i wanted my septum pierced the other day.

i might have the lyme disease, which is fun.
i mean, oh wait, no. i have to take antibiotics that make me -ish. wee.



still things could be worse,
i mean, i could be dead.

(or i could be this woman):



♥calamigrumpy.