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calamity

Richmond, VA

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Tuesday Jun 13, 2006

Jun 13, 2006
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I am Calamity's really angry vagina.
....And I have got some issues that knead to be dealt with.


I am irritated with you, Calamity.
You put off your doctor's appointment.
And you made fun of someone else for having a cheesy vagina.
Tsk tsk. Shame on you.
Treat me better from now on,
Because without me, you can't fuck for a week.
So there. Bitchezzzzzz.

Love,
Your Buhgina.

P.S. Anyone for a nice cold brewski?
I have connections. It could be arranged.
For really, really cheap.


Also, as a vagina, I find this interesting.
VIEW 13 of 13 COMMENTS
vegemite:
maybe this ain't so bad if you can brew beer in your girl clam. Talk about a cheap night o' drinkin!

lol - yuck - eat yogurt
Jun 15, 2006
lolablu:
I just got over one of these myself. Ever tried the garlic cure? It seems weird and gross, but I tried it and it worked better than anything I've ever used before.
Jun 15, 2006

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