calamity

I am Calamity's really angry vagina.
....And I have got some issues that knead to be dealt with.


I am irritated with you, Calamity.
You put off your doctor's appointment.
And you made fun of someone else for having a cheesy vagina.
Tsk tsk. Shame on you.
Treat me better from now on,
Because without me, you can't fuck for a week.
So there. Bitchezzzzzz.

Love,
Your Buhgina.

P.S. Anyone for a nice cold brewski?
I have connections. It could be arranged.
For really, really cheap.


Also, as a vagina, I find this interesting.