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calamity

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Saturday Oct 08, 2005

Oct 8, 2005
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Blue Velvet.


....this movie had me saying "what the fuuuuuck....?" an average of 1.72 times per minute. the best acting was done by the senile aunt. and what the FUCK was with that terrible dialogue?? it seemed to have been written by 25 different people, without any of the 25 of them having discussed the plot with any other writer. what the fuck. seriously.

makes me SO glad i was still, for all intents and purposes, running around with a bag of crap stapped to my waist during that part of the 80s (actually, that may not be true; i don't think i could even walk at that point). was the coke just THAT out of hand in 1986?

and to end this rant, wat the FUCK was with those skinny-ass ties? puke


♥jess.
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