cakemix

today i have comedy bosoms.
if they had a theme tune it would be the song from benny hill...
its been playin' in my head all day long!

and the reason its been happenning is because i've lost weight and gone down a bra size around but not in cup...problem is a 32-G is much smaller than a 34-G so i'm very UP FRONT today......
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so i went to the gym tonight for a personal training session like i do on mondays and thursdays...yup! i'm single so have nothing better to do - its not all bubble baths and pedicures you know, lol.

anyway, so this morning when i left the house i KNEW i'd forgotten something important...like a ponytail holder...i hate working out with my hair down. so rifled...
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you all know how much i really really really hate being single...
but i really really fucking hate being single on nice sunday days like today when i really just want to chill and hang out somewhere with someone, ugh.

and to make it worse i was actually double booked today!
one is trying to put it off til tomoro night (but i can't as...
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i don't seem to have much luck with italian american men in france!

last time it was dante, this time its toeboy...

i really don't understand what happened between giving him head on thursday morning in london and kissing him goodbye with his come still drying between my tits and meeting him on a train platform friday lunchtime in paris...but he made it very clear...
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when i picked him up at the train station i just wanted to tell him to get down on his knees and kiss my toes, but instead we went for a drink and he held my foot in his lap and stroked my arch...then headed home and the first thing he did after ripping my clothes off was turn me over and lick my ass...
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omg...
i'm sooo tired...
and i GOTTA get some rest before tuesday because i probably won't sleep again til april 12th, lol!
maybe i can sleep through my tattoo session?

mmm...i've got a tattoo appointment booked!
woohooo!

and breathe...
i've either just done something really stupid or really really exciting...i can't tell which right now though!

anyway, i'll be in paris on april 9th at least.
come play with me there please?

i finally had my 1st post break up fuck...and it was perfectly just what i needed.
was leaving the black time gig and walked passed the troy club and flowerboy ran outside and grabbed me.
omg, yes he does certainly have a perfect 6th sense of when/where to be around...so we quickly knocked back a couple of vodkas and jumped in a cab straight home...
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