KHOOOOOOOOOS!
I found out that Goodlife won't be open on Saturday, BUT do you want to go out for lunch or coffee or something instead, and discuss about sets and what-not?
Let me know!
Also, I found this on myspace, and it kind of made me feel like barf:
This is to all of the guys in the world who can't accept girls for who they are ;
I'm sorry
That I'm not enough of a slut
to sleep with you on a first date .
I'm sorry
That my boobs aren't big enough
to " satisfy " your needs .
I'm sorry
that I'm not anorexic
and skinny enough for you to see my ribs .
I'm sorry
That I'm not pretty enough
to be " your girl " .
I'm sorry
That I'm not a Playboy model
so I can't act like a porn star for you .
I'm sorry
I don't have a dream body
that turns you on .
But most of all
I'm sorry
That you can't accept me
for who I am .
I mean, yes, it is ridiculously lame..BUT it made me think. I'm not even looking for a guy, in the least, but why do most guys go for, as my friend matt calls them "Butherface"'s?
Come on men, and women for that matter, why are most men on the market for basically Pamela Anderson?
I found out that Goodlife won't be open on Saturday, BUT do you want to go out for lunch or coffee or something instead, and discuss about sets and what-not?
Let me know!
Also, I found this on myspace, and it kind of made me feel like barf:
This is to all of the guys in the world who can't accept girls for who they are ;
I'm sorry
That I'm not enough of a slut
to sleep with you on a first date .
I'm sorry
That my boobs aren't big enough
to " satisfy " your needs .
I'm sorry
that I'm not anorexic
and skinny enough for you to see my ribs .
I'm sorry
That I'm not pretty enough
to be " your girl " .
I'm sorry
That I'm not a Playboy model
so I can't act like a porn star for you .
I'm sorry
I don't have a dream body
that turns you on .
But most of all
I'm sorry
That you can't accept me
for who I am .
I mean, yes, it is ridiculously lame..BUT it made me think. I'm not even looking for a guy, in the least, but why do most guys go for, as my friend matt calls them "Butherface"'s?
Come on men, and women for that matter, why are most men on the market for basically Pamela Anderson?
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I'll go with yooooou, and see if I can bundle up the cashola to get at least one peirced on Saturday!
It's all just an exucse to see your nipples.
This is to all of the girls in the world who can't accept guys for who they are...
I'm sorry
I don't like your cat
It fucking sheds and smells of poo
I'm sorry
I don't look like that other guy over there
He'll probably beat you and take all your money
I'm sorry
I like hanging out with my friends rather than you
You're just not that interesting
I'm sorry
I won't hold your purse when you have to pee
Do I make you hold my wallet when I take a dump?
I'm sorry
That your friends annoy the hell out of me
It's just not worth spending time with them if I can't fuck them, you know?
I'm sorry
That you think you're not pretty enough
That's what you get for asking... I'm just being honest, at least you can never call me a liar
I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for me...
haha... ok.. sorry... I infact do hold my girlfriends purse when she pees, and I actually love her cat to death.
Anyway, yay for nipples, nipples all around!