Best Monday night evar!!
I met up with my girl at Sneaky Dee's, had a couple of beers. We were going to watch people fail at karaoke, but decided to go to Pizzaiolo instead. Had some pizza and then walked over to Zanzibar for some stripper action.
Ordered a couple of more beers and then one of the strippers came over (obviously desperate to give a dance). Well, Sinad bought her a vodka tonic, and myself a beer. She started asking all these questions about how we met and shit...then the inevitable, she wanted to give us a couple's lap dance. So, my girl paid up and off we went to the back of the club for what was yet another disappointing, though slightly hilarious time. I didn't know it was my baby's first lap dance, god bless her. The stripper was pretty airheaded and didn't respond well to sarcasm and jokes you need any sort of IQ to grasp :/ It ended with her semi-scissoring me and making me touch my right nipple to hers....yeah.
Anyways, after that ordeal we ended up in the village, had another couple of beers and then called it a night. I had a good time; gave Sinad some cheesecakes and a bitchin' spider ring (yes I am awesome, I know). I think on Wednesday it'll be a night of artsy dyke fun at the AGO
Somewhere in here, I am going to need to secure a place to live. But for now I am happy having fun.
I met up with my girl at Sneaky Dee's, had a couple of beers. We were going to watch people fail at karaoke, but decided to go to Pizzaiolo instead. Had some pizza and then walked over to Zanzibar for some stripper action.
Ordered a couple of more beers and then one of the strippers came over (obviously desperate to give a dance). Well, Sinad bought her a vodka tonic, and myself a beer. She started asking all these questions about how we met and shit...then the inevitable, she wanted to give us a couple's lap dance. So, my girl paid up and off we went to the back of the club for what was yet another disappointing, though slightly hilarious time. I didn't know it was my baby's first lap dance, god bless her. The stripper was pretty airheaded and didn't respond well to sarcasm and jokes you need any sort of IQ to grasp :/ It ended with her semi-scissoring me and making me touch my right nipple to hers....yeah.
Anyways, after that ordeal we ended up in the village, had another couple of beers and then called it a night. I had a good time; gave Sinad some cheesecakes and a bitchin' spider ring (yes I am awesome, I know). I think on Wednesday it'll be a night of artsy dyke fun at the AGO
Somewhere in here, I am going to need to secure a place to live. But for now I am happy having fun.
nita:
you'll have all my love 